Jake is the best.
As soon as he gets in the car after school he grabs my cell phone and phones his dad.
"Uh, dad, when are you coming home?"
We know why he wants his dad to come home.
Jake usually hangs up the phone and announces,
"dad will be home in like 5 or 6 hours."
Please no comments on his receding hair line. He is very self-conscious. I told him I was going to post the picture anyway. After all, he is 36. Isn't that supposed to happen?